I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say - Ronnie Shakes
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.' - Ronnie Shakes
I like life. It's something to do. - Ronnie Shakes
I was going to buy a copy of "The Power of Positive Thinking", and then I thought: What the hell good would that do? - Ronnie Shakes
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes